CONTENTS
Austria –– Schwarzenegger Stamp–––––––––––––––––42
Worldwide Medical News –– Take Heed–––––––––––– 43
The Blessing –– One’s Own Foolishness –––––––––––45
Rambling Update –– AA and Ufologists–––––––––––– 47
People And Dogs –– Lookalikes–––––––––––––––––– 49
Computer Generation Gap –– The Mouse––––––––––– 51
Doctor Green Thumb –– Grass––––––––––––––––––––53
Cosmetic Surgery Industry –– Billion$ ––––––––––––––55
Diana Diamond –– Youth Obsessed ––––––––––––––– 57
An Ideal Garden –– A Smile Like A Flower–––––––––––61
Delightful Words –– Cirque Du Soleil –––––––––––––––63
Canadian Media Musings –– Canny Canucks –––––––––67
CONTENTS
Acknowledgements – Author’s Note – About The Book – Wit Quote
–––––––––––––––– Pages 10 through 18–––––––––––––––––
Author’s Note –– With Addendum––––––––––––––––––19
The ABD Dilemma –– Totally Oblivious–––––––––––– 21
Author’s Final Note –– ABD Dilemma –––––––––––––––23
Writing In The Sand –– Bikini And Thong –––––––––––25
From My Point Of View –– Top And Bottom–––––––––– 29
The Amazing Thing –– My Friend April –––––––––––––31
The Los Angeles Metro –– Pretty Woman ––––––––––––33
Tail End –– So Cool–––––––––––––––––––––––––––– 37
California –– The Jogger –––––––––––––––––––––––– 39
Car Alarm Law –– California–––––––––––––––––––––– 40
Governor Arnold –– Proclamation –––––––––––––––––– 41
CONTENTS
Fiber Fetish –– Flushes The Romance ––––––––––––– 91
Fool That I Am –– Femme Fatale ––––––––––––––––– 93
Chocolate Love –– Natural Opiate ––––––––––––––––94
Just Rambling –– Sweets––––––––––––––––––––––– 95
Wedding Bells –– Ding-Dong Divorce–––––––––––––– 97
Most Marriages End In Divorce –– Unfortunately––––––98
Three Strikes Marriage Law –– Fourth Disaster––––––– 99
Stop Mumbling –– The New Yorker Can’t Hear You–– 101
Doctor Dungster –– The Sacred Cow–––––––––––––– 103
Alternative Medicine –– Aura Cleansing –––––––––––107
Endorphins –– Oh How Euphoric –––––––––––––––––109
The Name-Dropper –– The In-Crowd –––––––––––––– 111
CONTENTS
IMRU Report –– Acronyms –––––––––––––––––––––68
RARA & The Media –– Euthanasia ––––––––––––– 69
Just Rambling –– A Sense Of Humor––––––––––––– 71
Doctor Lax –– Big Barb––––––––––––––––––––––– 73
Worldwide Medical News –– ABD Overexposure ––– 77
Booty And Booties –– I Can Hear The Music ––––––– 79
Wit –– Wit Is Like Music –––––––––––––––––––––––80
Some “Words & Music” Favorites–––––––––––––––– 81
First and Second Marriage –– Sad Endings––––––– 85
PMS Protest –– Menopause––––––––––––––––––– 87
Family and Favorite Holidays –– Stuffing–––––––––– 89
Save The Turkey –– TB Abuse ––––––––––––––––– 90
Looking At Life –– Proctology––––––––––––––––––––115
Pee For Prosperity –– The Pee Exposé–––––––––––––117
Acid Reflux –– Stripper Confidential–––––––––––––––119
Worldwide Medical News –– Final–––––––––––––––––123
Reader Notes–––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––126
The Asininity Exposé –– Website and email –––––––––128
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